Peace on Earth & good will toward those that agree with Dear Leader

Holy cow! Another far-left liberal, socialist leaning president wins the Nobel peace prize. What a shocker! Jimmy Carter, Al Gore (wannabe president), and now The One. Well, you have to give the Norwegian wonder board members credit for sticking to their agenda. They will NOT be thwarted by reality or truth.

I’m more than a little confused by the peace-making part of the prize though. Are they counting how he reached out to tea-party protesters in love and understanding, belittling their freedom of speech by classifying them as fringe wingnuts? Or how he accused a police officer of acting stupidly and then invited him over for beer? Or how he blogs on his White House site, “Let me be clear…I hate you FOX, cause you don’t suck up to me like the other networks do.” Or how he smiles benevolently down upon all of us “little people” daily, and speaks words of wisdom read from his handy teleprompter?

Personally, I think the American people (those that actually pay taxes) should get a Nobel Peace Prize. Our money has gone to pay for world peace for decades now. We pay countries not to blow each other up. We send them free food so their crazy power-hungry leaders can keep all the money for themselves. We send troops to other countries to keep their people from killing each other. We pay for a façade of peace around the world. The president has nothing to do with it.

American soldiers fight and spill their blood for freedom and are called murderers. Our people send multi-millions yearly to ward off war, famine, catastrophes (earthquakes, mudslides, tsunami), holocausts, etc, and in Norway a tiny board of self-important people deem Americans to be blood-thirsty war mongers who are lucky to have Dear Leader to bring us back into the fold where the rest of the world can love us again.

Obama would be a better president if he weren’t a little junior high school girl wanting desperately to be popular. Of course, he doesn’t seem to care if he’s popular in America—only to the rest of the world. We aren’t the cool kids. Europe is.

His next peace mission should be to walk the streets of Chicago and stop young people from killing one another. Maybe he can teach them to embrace their inner Barack Obama…